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Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else.

Margaret Mead

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People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do.

Isaac Asimov




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I can resist everything except temptation.

Oscar Wilde

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An idea isn’t responsible for the people who believe in it.

Don Marquis

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I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by.

Douglas Adams

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Get your facts first, then you can distort them as you please.

Mark Twain

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Procrastination is the art of keeping up with yesterday.

Don Marquis

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Drawing on my fine command of the English language, I said nothing.

Robert Benchley




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I never said most of the things I said.

Yogi Berra

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I’m sorry, if you were right, I’d agree with you.

Robin Williams

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Too much agreement kills a chat.

Eldridge Cleaver